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Setting fire to multiple acres of forest is good for the land, kids!

NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED-TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I LIKED TO TAKE A MINUTE
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
ON THE PLAYGROUND WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL
AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE ( Read more... )

If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be using loaded dice.

This isn't answering the question, but I think it would be hilarious if the flu made you slowly turn into a pig. Imagine walking into the ward where they keep all the patients and being greeted with a scene of patients in various stages of their pig transformation running rampant amongst the hospital beds, with the nurses and doctors frantically ( Read more... )

so i wuz makin out w/my honey when the phone rigns. i pick up the phone and they sayd "wut r u doin wit my daughter" an my honey say "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

In all srsness though, I keep hearng this weirdass bell sound at night. Like, a small bell, the kind you can hold in your hand. The freaky part is that the only bell I have in ( Read more... )

I was feeling uncreative and housesoftheholy was too long.

"Houses of the Holy" - "es" + "ing" = "housingtheholy"

"I wrote a six word story."

FIN.

Can't answer that; there might be children reading this.

NOW FOR MY DARK KNIGHT REVIEW, DIRECTLY COPYPASTED FROM MY DA JOURNAL.

FINALLY saw the Dork Nite today because I'm so up-to-date w/the latest trends.

I hate to sound like another teenager fapping over the goddamned Joker, but yeah, Ledger was really really really good in the movie. Christmas ( Read more... )

"Oh, fuck off."

No reason.